Nerd

gets no bitches on his dick.

“That nerd is a fucking loser.”

by ndnndbdvdv October 7, 2021

Nerd

Someone who is smarter than you in anyway.

Jim: A nerd ( smarter than you ).

by Amazingsand October 17, 2021

King Nerd

A fan or super fan who can't wait to ruin an ending or plot points to show how much of a fan they are then others, these people think by telling you everything about a show, movie, book and so on that they are the #1 fan in the world and a leading expert on all things media and cutting edge

"This King Nerd thought it was a good idea to shout out the ending of the movie in the lobby then went on Facebook and made a post ruining the plot and surprise at the ending."

by think4asec October 19, 2021

Coffee Nerd day

Yeah, coffee nerd day is on July 14th and you wonder why this exact day? it's because it's my damn birthday dumbass

Wow it's coffee Nerd day, Sick ima go buy her a present

by Areithy October 27, 2021

Nerd

A person that you will probably be working for in the future(or someone really weird)

Gary: "Hey wassup nerd"
Ned: *hisses*
Gary: " AYOO you weird"

by Urmomsleftbunyun October 28, 2021

Nerd

The person you’ll work for in a few years.

Nate: Oh yeah, he’s a nerd.
Cary: You shouldn’t say that to your future boss.

by anonymous October 31, 2021

Dog Nerd

A person whose love for and fascination with Canis familiaris goes beyond that of a typical/casual dog-lover. These people spend large amounts of time reading books and blogs and watching videos/webinars on topics such as dog behavior and body language, dog training, canine neuroscience, behavioral science, and ethology. They probably have an order of dog books on the way right now and it's likely they've either attended a dog training/behavior conference (such as Clicker Expo) or wish they could. They may act nonchalant when the subject of dogs comes up in conversation and restrain themselves from launching into a deep explanation of their top ten favorite training treats when around non-dog-nerds to avoid coming off as a total weirdo, but happily nerd out when in the presence of their own kind. Dogs - especially their dog/s - are their passion, their hobby, and sometimes even their career. They have a deep love and respect for their dog/s, and meeting their dog's needs and making sure their dog/s have an enriched and fulfilling life is an important priority to them. You're not a dog nerd if you "don't believe" in or "don't agree" with the AVSAB Humane Dog Training Position Statement and/or identify as a "balanced trainer." Dog nerds practice humane, evidence-based training and handling.

"Sheesh, I was only trying to compliment Jennifer when I said she's just like The Dog Whisperer."
"Dude, Jennifer is a total dog nerd. You never say the words 'The Dog Whisperer' in the presence of a dog nerd."

by Circumspect Caninetrovert September 8, 2021