Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.

Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”

by emineminem22 June 27, 2024

Muffin man?

Do you know the muffin man?

Woman1: do you know the muffin man?

Woman2: yes I know the muffin man!

by Your local bruh December 29, 2022

Crushing the Muffin

Doing something exceedingly cool.

The act of being awesome.

Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?

Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.

Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!

by Johnny_Z3R0 March 30, 2011

Twat muffin

A lady that can sing and likes to yell at people for having too much fun, also named Lisa.

Hey, twat muffin! Silence!!!

by NOTWallyG June 14, 2023

Ballet muffin

The sweetest person in he world who is adorable, graceful, and in charge. She doesn’t let anyone boss her around because she is a queen bee. She is intelligent and knows more than two million inspiration quotes. There is no stopping this muffin queen.

“Annie the ballet muffin ” means that the person is so cool and lit and an overall greacful person

by Evie dett June 8, 2018

slut muffin

A co-worker, usually newer employees, who are harassed verbally and sexually at the discretion of older employees.

A, Where's slut muffin?! Or How u doing my little slut muffin?

by slickyickynicky4000 December 20, 2016

muffin

muffin is the greatest person you will ever meet,kind funny and friendly. the best friend you will ever have and will keep you safe

muffin is great i want to be their best friend!!

by kitten.kitkat November 26, 2020