Hillbilly cover for risky midday sexual rendezvous.
When Gerald's wife left work early and arrived home before him, he was surprised to see her sitting on the porch with the shotgun when he got out of his truck prior to his scheduled 4:30 arrival.
When Lucinda asked him where he had been, he said "Out with the girls rippin lips." Lucinda took this to mean he had taken his nieces to the pond to catch some catfish.
Gerald was actually at the Lookout Lodge with Denise and Jackie for 45 minutes enjoying the most carefree day in their menstrual cycles.
Notice Gerald did not lie to Lucinda.
When Gerald's wife left work early and arrived home before him, he was surprised to see her sitting on the porch with the shotgun when he got out of his truck prior to his scheduled 4:30 arrival.
When Lucinda asked him where he had been, he said "Out with the girls rippin lips." Lucinda took this to mean he had taken his nieces to the pond to catch some catfish.
Gerald was actually at the Lookout Lodge with Denise and Jackie for 45 minutes enjoying the most carefree day in their menstrual cycles.
Notice Gerald did not lie to Lucinda.
by nocharge June 12, 2023
Get the Rippin Lipsmug. When you have too much anal sex and receive an elective surgery for a colostomy and request for the stoma to be in the shape of lips
by Alexcamp2011 May 30, 2017
Get the Stoma lipsmug. when two people realize they've kissed and/or made out with the same person.
addendum: the closeness of the relationship is dependent on the length of time passed between said incidences. Like, if two people "crossed paths" over the course of a week, it would be known as "lip twins." But if it occurred years apart it would be "lip cousins."
addendum: the closeness of the relationship is dependent on the length of time passed between said incidences. Like, if two people "crossed paths" over the course of a week, it would be known as "lip twins." But if it occurred years apart it would be "lip cousins."
by tengelke October 21, 2012
Get the lip cousinsmug. Butthole Lips Are Lips That Are Big In Size Or Filled With Filler To Be Bigger In Size To The Point Where It Looks Like A Butthole, It Looks Like You Have Butthole Lips And Or A Gaping Butthole.
Al: Yo You Got Butthole Lips Now?!
Sammy: I Wanted To Fill My Lips Out Because Everyone Was Making Fun Of My Thin Lips Saying That’s Why I Can Whistle So Good A Coyote Can Hear It A Mile Away.
Al: Listen, Bigger Isn’t Always Better, What Looks Good On Others Won’t Look Good On You , Lips That Big Aren’t Natural Or Attractive , You Just Gave Into Peer Pressure And A Temporary Trend Now Congrats You Can Whisper Into Your Own Ears Now Some Sense
Sammy: I Wanted To Fill My Lips Out Because Everyone Was Making Fun Of My Thin Lips Saying That’s Why I Can Whistle So Good A Coyote Can Hear It A Mile Away.
Al: Listen, Bigger Isn’t Always Better, What Looks Good On Others Won’t Look Good On You , Lips That Big Aren’t Natural Or Attractive , You Just Gave Into Peer Pressure And A Temporary Trend Now Congrats You Can Whisper Into Your Own Ears Now Some Sense
by Hopkins Will Rock Jada March 19, 2024
Get the Butthole Lipsmug. by Microwave 3256 July 31, 2019
Get the pool lipsmug. Oh the 1st of may, you get to kiss anyone you want, the same gender or opposite it doesn’t matter just get your lips on someone else’s don’t be scared
by The true lover April 11, 2019
Get the National kiss lips daymug. A derogatory term towards Caucasian
by Blake Point July 15, 2019
Get the zipper lipmug.