hard man squad

A group of teenagers or young men, typically wearing tracksuits, who act like badmen. Typical activities of a hard man squad include smoking weed, drinking, vandalism, swearing at you for no reason and trying to start fights. Typical hard man squad members are unemployed, drive crappy chav cars and at least one member of a squad must have a staffy. Language used by hard man squads include "wanker", "blud", "sick", "wogwan", "spliff" and "bruv". Hard man squads can be found in alleyways, under bridges, street corners, and tesco car parks.

Wow, check out those bellends from that hard man squad.

by Ha, he's ginger. March 30, 2016

The hard c

The hard c means covid without saying Covid to avoid freaking the liberals out.

"Bro I think it's the hard c and not my allergies."

by GibbsBurrito April 23, 2023

Hard Piping

v. Slang for sexual intercourse : fucking. Often referring to hardcore, rough, or kinky sex. Also informally referred to as "Hard Pipin'."

After spending the entire night hard piping, the two lovebirds were barely able to walk the next morning. / He's all about that hard pipin' when it comes to his weekends.

by CoolBoyPA November 3, 2024

Hard Candy

Person marked for death. Usually with a bounty on there head. (prison slang)

Ol' boy is some hard candy.

by Schmausy. April 23, 2025

HARD

something that is strong and you cant go through it so its HARD

ouch that rock is HARD

by random spammerz October 6, 2020

Naked Hard Hat

Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head

Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*

by nkdhrdhat October 7, 2017

Hard nubbin

When an amputee strikes you with his or her stump.

Don't make me give you a hard nubbin.

by Kurtis Akers December 5, 2017