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Fat Nerd Eating Breakfast

people named “Finn Murphy” can be called a “Fat Nerd Eating Breakfast
fid you see that queer finn today? he was such a fat nerd eating breakfast
by dance.groom3 April 4, 2023
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Big enough to eat hay

That woman is so fat, she's big enough to eat hay.
by max schnell April 5, 2010
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Shit Eating Ass Goblin

An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.
Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"

Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."

Mike- "Damn, that sucks"

Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"
by Atromi March 11, 2009
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What's Eating Gilbert Grape

A 1993 film starring Johnny Depp that gave us two key concepts in life:
1.) Reasons for not getting fat.
B.) The boredom and malcontent most young adults feel between the ages of 18 and 24.
In "What's Eating Gilbert Grape," Gilbert (Johnny Depp) displays the extreme boredom of life one can find living in a post high school world in the rural Midwest.
by elramses May 29, 2008
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Eat My Shorts, man

My good human being of which you have an x chromosome which defines your gender as “male,” I am making a suggestion to you, which considers that you remove my leg garments that are shorter than most for the reason of weather being too hot for clothing that covers the entirety of my legs, and once that task is completed you will take these leg garments that you have removed from my person, and begin to insert them into your mouth, henceforth you will begin the “eating” process, which consists of chewing the leg wear until it is broken down to the point where it is ready to be swallowed, where it will travel into the stomach, and be digested, causing its disintegration from gastronomic acids.
by CaptainLipbalm December 2, 2018
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A Large Satan eats u

A level in Happy Wheels, often causing people to laugh hysterically upon hearing its ridiculous name.
Friend: Oi m8 I'll play some happy wheels
Me: play "A Large Satan eats u"
Friend: *dies*
by Random_British_Immigrant June 9, 2018
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Eating Grapes Off the Wallpaper

used to describe someone that is acting upon delusions or hallucinations
She ate so much acid, she was seeing purple elephants, hiding from lil' green men, and eating grapes off the wallpaper.
by KarenP September 30, 2005
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