cum shots

A drinking game in which you and at least 10 bros watch porn together, and every time someone ejaculates you have to take two shots of Jameson's Irish Whiskey.

The first one to ejaculate has to take a shot of his own cum.

You're only allowed to watch straight porn, if you watch gay porn you have to finish off all your bros and take a shot of each one's cum.

Oh man, get ready for some fun, we're playing cum shots tonight!

by Haiti Colmes June 9, 2011

cum guzzler

1.) one who guzzles down semen via esophogus upon its releasal from one's penis.
2.) person who enjoys the feel and taste of another's erect penis in their mouth.

Zwick guzzles down the gay kid with the speech impedement's cum in the back seat of his red Monte Carlo. Zwick is formally known as a cum guzzler.

by Dr. Phillup Magix January 23, 2008

Cum Fiesta

When you drop a huge load its a Cum fiesta.

"Holy shit I sprayed it all over her face! It was like a fuckin' cum fiesta!"or "Wow my room smells like a Cum fiesta."

by titotitititit April 24, 2006

cum coma

After sex u jus wanna sleep. This lethargic state is known by few as a "cum coma" ... Out.

"I bet he got some action last night."
"Yeh? but she was so hot."
"Yes mate. Lucky bugger."
"So what you think... He's down the pub?
"Naa. He's in a cum coma...

by Jason Howard February 22, 2008

cum funnel

cum funnel: the art of group mastrabation into a funnel placed inside an obalob's mouth once the obalob has the groups jism in her mouth she then proceeds to snowball with other group members

"heres jen she's an obalob lets funnel cum with her."

by bal March 8, 2005

Cum Dungeon

a loose womans fallopian tubes..a place to store unwanted semen.

"I just finished fucking susan i left my sperm in her cum dungeon"

by Mr.Negative January 4, 2008

Cum Dunker

One who Ejaculates in his partners ass,then dunks whatever object he has into the ass ie: a doughnut and procedes to eat such object.

This can be performed with most objects that are chewable
ie: Crayons, Alaskan Pipeline, Bag A Dicks

"Levi is a huge cum Dunker"
"Levi Likes to cum dunk his alaskan pipeline every now and then"

by Lucious Lou August 11, 2006