Do you want a cookie 

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"

Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something

Do you want a cookie by Pipopaido December 25, 2023

toll house cookie 

When 2 guys hold a pillow between them and ejaculate on the pillow and leave it back on the bed for someone to enjoy.

Meghan had a toll house cookie on her bed when she returned from her trip

toll house cookie by MeHGCHuNgtonight January 20, 2024

Do You Want a Cookie? 

A way of saying I don’t care to someone.

Micheal: “I found a rock!”

Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”

Micheal: “I love cookies!”

Rory: “….”

Do You Want a Cookie? by she’s mine. January 22, 2024

Texas Mud Cookie 

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.

Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.

Texas Mud Cookie by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024

give your dishwasher a cookie day 

occuring on april 30th every business should provide their dishwasher/s with a cookie in recognition of their hard work.

oh man its my favorite day
what day is it?
its give your dishwasher a cookie day
oh well here you go

give your dishwasher a cookie day by xXSlambran9000Xx April 29, 2024

pookie looking cookie love sweetie love sweetie 

a girl who ate her best girl best friend/j

I'm pookie looking cookie love sweetie love sweetie

pookie looking cookie love sweetie love sweetie by toca_tamara_real June 9, 2024

pookie wookie cookie bears 

This is a term used to a large group of friends/best friends and often used in discord chats or alliances.

Those are my pookie wookie cookie bears.

pookie wookie cookie bears by Number1pookieuser July 7, 2024