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Sounds Boner

A great idea. Confirmation of approval.
Q: You want to go see QOTSA tonight?

A: That sounds boner.
by Bryan Wall April 4, 2006
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sports boner

Excitement do to a great physical sports related feat.
I got a major sports boner when Kirby Pucket made that leaping catch in the 1987 World Series
by q-tip September 22, 2008
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confusion boner

when one thinks to hard about something and results in a full erection of the male penis
i got a confusion boner in calculus today
by doctorgiggles May 11, 2011
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boner bag

he slammed his rod excrutiatingly deep into her boner bag.
by churchpw April 27, 2006
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Boner Brew

Boner brew is your finished product after your brew (masturbating). Think of when you brew beer or tea to get your finished product. Same if you're making your boner brew, you get cum! Hooray!
I was in my room making some boner brew to Brazzers when all of a sudden Godzilla rips the roof off of my room and snatches my phone away and tells me to settle down, I've made like 5 brews today.
by yungtraplord866 January 19, 2015
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Roadrage Boner

When you want to hit anouther driver so bad that your fist has a hard-on.
That jerk cut right in front of me. I was so mad I had to show him my roadrage boner!
by DJ ill August 12, 2011
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Ripskin Boner

When one achieves an erection which manifests such intensity that it ostensibly appears to rip through the outer skin of the hard penis.
1. After drunkenly making out with a transvestite hooker, little Johnny had a ripskin boner.

2. Warning label for erectile dysfunction pills: If erection is achieved and lasts for more than 4 hours, you may have a ripskin boner requiring immediate medical attention.
by Brosh Ripskin Stern July 17, 2009
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