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Turd Starter

A person that is always instigating and stirring up problems. A nicer alternative to the phrase “shit starter.” May be used by a non threatening person.
Jayson is always bringing up things at Friendsgiving. He is such a turd starter.
by AGayFromTX November 17, 2019
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Turd

new Zealands version of freshman.

Name of a person starting their first year of college (high school) in new Zealand& Australia
Fucken turds blocked the toilets again
by Lassyloo March 6, 2019
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Turd burger

Some one who eats turds
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turd

A person that keeps acting ''big'' and doesnt leave you alone until you beat that person to deth
you see that kid over there? he's a complete turd
by Psycho Pump YT May 6, 2019
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Green Turd

When Your Black friend is black and takes a shit or diarrhea depending on what they ate.
THEODORE IS THAT A GREEN TURD ON MY FUCKING COUCH!!!
by The Fucking Couch May 11, 2019
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Ghost Turds

Also known as Styrofoam Packing Peanuts. Those little foam bits meant to protect a product that was shipped in a box. Often white, and thus also referred to as 'Ghost Turds'
1. Michael opened the box, and had to dig through all the Ghost Turds to take out the tiny statue he had bought for his collection.

2. Jeanette watched her cat jump into the box, then come out of it quickly, it's fur static and covered in styrofoam peanuts.
"Awww, Waffles, you're covered in Ghost Turds!"
by VampireTate May 13, 2019
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Ghost Turd

-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.
1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”

2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”

“Yeah, I call those ghost turds
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019
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