Turd burgular

Like the hamburgular but a mascot for the bed head community who’s job it is to waste successful peoples time and energy by stealing things they don’t like purely because they over slept once now they can’t seem to stop doing it it’s too hard
Fuck that turd Burgular broke in my house with a key , ate my cat , cos it’s not lazy , then choked the chicken , and busted a nut on my bed , I found him asleep in my bed wearing my cape
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
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Turd

1. A piece of fecal matter, most times referred to as shit.
2. That one guy who weens about being single but still treats women like shit.
3. One who behaves like a metaphorical piece of shit.
Damian is such a turd to anyone that I bet he will end up alone and contemplating suicide at an alley someday.
by YoItsYourBoySkinnyPenis October 31, 2017
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is my most used word, it can be used in different ways (obvs it means poo as well)
that show is turd
by brickarmstrong September 19, 2020
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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I TOOK A TURD IN THE TOILET
by TURD MONSTER December 19, 2019
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by johnnydepp🤭 May 29, 2022
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Jacob Head is a TURD.
1. HAS SMALL PEENE
2. THICK ASS
3. HAS LARGE FORHEAD
Turd has a small peene
by UR BIG FAT MOM August 09, 2020
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Member of blood sets who touch themselves thinking about white men.
Hey he was turding while gigging on that white boy.
by ob=y August 16, 2022
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