Toit Stick

Useless, unnecessary, stupid, skinny thing

That speed bump is a toit stick

by BaddieBop1162 November 10, 2025

Toilet Event Horizon

The near-pipe area of the toilet where upon flushing, the swirly whirly vortex of water is of such high strength that all buoyant matter is impossible to escape. It is the point where poop cannot escape the flush.

Guy: I tried to get my cell out of the toilet but I accidentally flushed it and it hit the Toilet Event Horizon.

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars November 23, 2025

Toilichte

A Scottish Gaelic translation for the word: “Happy”, it was also a niche name for a creator within the music industry. “Toilichte” quit in early 2025 and started gooning

Is that in Gaelic? What does that say? “Oh, Toilichte, meaning happy.”

by KaiFentat November 27, 2025

cash toilet

A modern alternative name for one's car or it's fuel tank.

A: Yo, your car's empty.

B: Man, I gotta flush more money down the cash toilet?!

by man.dovvn June 10, 2008

Plunging Toilet

When one stands over their woman and plunges their penis into the vagina like plunging a toilet

I plunged my bitches hole like a toilet"plunging toilet"

by bagmaster_t February 21, 2010

Power Toilet

The act of going to the toilet whilst consuming an alcoholic beverage. An offshoot of the more commonly known Power Shower. Usually takes place in preparation for a big night out shunting or kunting.

"I just had an epic Power Toilet"

"Hang on, I have to Power Toilet"

by Bill Sussman March 16, 2010

Hoity Toit

A she/man that watches cow and chicken while listening to a screaming baby.

Oh damn, shut up, I'm hoity toiting.

by claireragein4 August 20, 2011