a dick face who often has patrick for a name nd hangs out with fat people coomonly known as gordos nd wishes he was like jesus who has a name of mike nd he wishes he was cool like his brother oprahs asshole.....
by oprahs asshole July 18, 2009

Why does she act that way?" "Simple - Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1". "Oh - Got it. Makes perfect sense now.
by bobandbill December 27, 2010

by Hanyan September 8, 2023

A fat ass blunt stick that the great Bob Marley would not be disappointed in. A blunt that Bob Marley would smoke to only his face. A grape dutchie that exceeds 2.5 grams of the finest kush in all the land which is rolled to absolute perfection.
Wyatt: Yo what you doing after the game against Yale on Saturday?
Mike: After we win on Saturday I am going to smoke a big fat Bob Marley blunt.
Mike: After we win on Saturday I am going to smoke a big fat Bob Marley blunt.
by sticky icky bud January 17, 2009

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.
Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"
Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"
by Chris January 28, 2004

by Bob Sagat March 18, 2004

The Redest neck, Hill billiest, Hick of all, He wears a plaid tear away shirt for those late night incest party's.
by Roodius Poodius June 16, 2016
