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posh wank

when you have intercourse with a rather un-attractive overweight female, who lacks skill in the bedroom. this would be classed as a posh wank
"how was sarah in bed?" "aw mate, shes a posh wank"
by your mums hot water bottle October 28, 2022
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Mis-wank

Jerking off to something you thought was sexy but turns out to be something gross.
i had mis-wanked earlier to the sounds of my poor neighbor who had fallen and was yelling for help, and NOT to the sounds of some sexy new neighbor lady getting bent over her couch in the apartment above mine. my hearing has really diminished over the years.
by T-monks September 3, 2016
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BADONKA WANK

Eheheheehehehehehehebebebebebeheb pussiole BADONKA WANK
by BaDoNkA WANK January 6, 2021
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Waiting wank

Waiting wack is when you have enough time to wank one out to pass the time for whatever it is you are waiting for
I was waiting for my food order so I went into the bathroom and did a quick Waiting wank to pass the time
by Scribe-Blur June 11, 2017
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Wank the Budgie

Any off-brand item particularly of Chinese origin.
Man, check out those headphones.. wow! What are they, Bose? Sony? Nah man, they're Wank the Budgie.
by Skerries Goat September 23, 2022
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wank and stank

It's a special move that activates, when you are masturbating and the same moment, the jizz shoots out, you fart, so it bacomes a magical moment, in that everything is released from your body and you go into transcendence
Bob: Y'know Billy, yesterday was great!
Billy: Why?
Bob: I had a wank and stank, it shot me into stratosphere.
Billy: Wow, I've heared about it, but I thought that were only legends!
by SlamWeasel May 4, 2018
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visual wanking

To stare at hot girls wishing you were man enough to go and talk to them.
Dude, stop that visual wanking, you look like a creep.
by Mystery with style May 7, 2015
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