Serious Bones

Sexual intercourse that lasts longer that four hours

Oliver: Dude, yesterday Sarah and I were planning some serious bones for the evening, so I popped 4 Viagra. It still hasn't gone down.
Harold: Maybe you should go talk to your doctor about that.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

Defensive Burning Bones

Sun Tsugoku | Tomjiro

I just rushed this nigga and he Defensive Burning Bonesd me

by thisuernameisunavailable March 12, 2023

I boned her

Have a extraordinary s*x with a woman and her bones almost went cracked of the man's force. (You can relate if you're Shaquille O'Neal's wife.)

"She said she needed comfort"
"So I phoned her "
SIKE
"I BONED HER"

Commentor: @FrokuBabayy, from the "Supa Hot Fire ENDS the Blueface's Carrer" shorts video on YTB.

by AdiniSoylemekIstemeyenOguz November 18, 2023

Stone N Bone

When you and your partner(s) get as high as you can and then have sexual relations until every party involved has an orgasm before the first party passes out.

Person 1: I got some weed and viagra.
Person 2: I love you man but not like that!
Person 1: Nah, it's for me and my girl.
Person 2: So what? Are you all gonna Stone N Bone?
Person 1: Fuck yeah!!!

by Can I Get U Off? January 9, 2021

bone sunday

the Sunday after Halloween. bone or get boned.

my ass isn't ready for bone sunday!!!

by thelittleenginethatcouldnt October 30, 2022

Camel Boning

When your girls face down, slightest arch(hump) in her behind, not too far to be considered doggy style and you do what you need to do (with consent)

My friend said the best sex of his life was camel boning.

by anonymous June 13, 2022

Bones & Willies are Bad for Your Health

A 21st century idiom that is meant to serve as a stark warning for humankind. Let it be known that "bones" and "willies" literally pose a significant threat to ones health and well being... lit-er-ally. Whilst it may seem prudent to dismiss this admonition as nonsense or propaganda, I'd ask you to reconsider. The originator of this phrase is a visionary with diabolical intelligence and magnificent intuition... like that of a gypsy wizard.

When the world learned that bones & willies are bad for your health, there was mass confusion. The tension became so thick you couldn't cut it with a knife... it was like a wall.

by "JE" October 16, 2017