gossip train

What gets run on you when you get drunk at a company outing, mess up at work, or even have something beneficial happen to you. Gossip used to be spread slowly at the water cooler, but emails to half a company is the main mechanism by which this gossip is spread. The occurrence of an event can be spread to everyone you don't want it to to within 5 minutes of the start of the work day with a single email.

By 8 a.m., all of the secretaries at work were running the gossip train on Jim when he got drunk at a company outing on Friday night and felt up the boss's wife and made out with the back of her neck after he puked in their washing machine.

by TheGreatAus September 17, 2012

Train Brain

A person with mild to severe obsessions with trains.

Can be used to describe general forgetfulness due to the distracting nature of locomotives.

"Collin where is the cresent wrench?". Must have forgotten it due to the Train Brain.

by Timothy Laybiel October 9, 2025

Train shanks

Ass cheeks that go on for days.

That girl's train shanks can't be stopped, they like a train in motion.

by Me. Gibbles April 19, 2018

Spanish training

The art of saying you’re going to go light during training but then one maxes out resulting in PR or serious injury

Jake is going to do some Spanish Training with his friends

by Juan Carlito Rodriguez June 9, 2020

Saggy train

We’re u balls hang low

Ew they look like a saggy train

by Liammoza06 August 17, 2019

"Thomas the Train" it

When you take a bong rip you can't finish, leave some stale smoke in the chimney, and clear the bong by blowing into the downstem.

After taking a massive bong rip I couldn't finish, I had to "Thomas the Train" it.

by TheBytecodeWrestler May 18, 2022

Sneaky Training

Practice of stealth exercising in secret without notifying your man friends in order to gain an equity edge in upcoming triathalon events.

Q: Where's Stephen? A: He's out Sneaky Training.

by MattressBhoy February 23, 2011