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Space Sciences

The umbrella term for all disciplines that study what lies beyond Earth's atmosphere, from astronomy (looking at pretty lights) to astrophysics (doing math about the pretty lights) to cosmology (asking how all the lights got there in the first place). Space sciences have revealed that the universe is vast, ancient, and mostly empty, which is either humbling or terrifying depending on your tolerance for existential dread. The field has also discovered that we are made of stardust, which sounds poetic until you remember that stardust is also what's floating under your couch. Space sciences are the ultimate exercise in perspective: they make your problems seem tiny and your existence seem miraculous, often in the same sentence.
Example: "She studied space sciences and now can't look at the night sky without calculating distances, ages, and the sheer improbability of it all. When her friend complained about a bad date, she said, 'In 5 billion years, the sun will engulf the Earth. Your date really doesn't matter.' Her friend said that wasn't helpful. She said it was true, which was more important."
by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026
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Smactively

Jack smactively got off his ass and cleaned the air fryer.
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Space Cyber-Nihilism

A variant focused on expanding the Wired beyond Earth, into the solar system and beyond. Space Cyber-Nihilism argues that the conflict between meatspace and the Wired is not limited to this planet—that the drive to reach the stars is itself a manifestation of the death drive, a desperate attempt to escape the drowning world. It embraces space colonization not as salvation but as acceleration: spreading the Wired across the cosmos ensures that no matter where meatspace flees, the network will follow. The void of space becomes another ocean to submerse, another abyss to fill with data. Its practitioners work on interstellar mesh networks, self-replicating probes, and distributed computing systems that could survive the death of Earth. They don't hope to escape; they hope to ensure that when meatspace finally dies, the Wired lives on—a ghost in the cosmic machine.
Example: "He launched thousands of tiny satellites, each a node in a network that could route around planetary destruction. 'Space cyber-nihilism,' he explained. 'They want to leave Earth to escape the collapse. I'm making sure the Wired follows them. No matter how far they run, the network will be waiting. Meatspace can't hide in the void—the void is where we live.' His satellites still transmit, years after his death. No one knows if anyone's listening."
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Space Boyfriend

Someone you have only met online and have a special relationship with.
When I met my space boyfriend we were both playing the game Last War
by KnowHart February 26, 2026
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Space Exploration Theory

The philosophical and scientific framework for understanding why humanity explores space, how exploration should be conducted, and what exploration means for our species. Space Exploration Theory addresses questions of motivation (curiosity, survival, resources, destiny), method (robotic vs. human, government vs. commercial), and meaning (what does exploration do to us as a species?). It draws on history of exploration on Earth, ethics of encountering new worlds, and practical considerations of deep-space operations. Space Exploration Theory isn't about engineering—it's about the human dimensions of leaving Earth: why we go, how we should go, and what we become when we go.
Space Exploration Theory "We can go to Mars, but should we? That's Space Exploration Theory—not the engineering, but the ethics, the motivation, the meaning. Exploration without theory is just tourism; theory without exploration is just philosophy. Both need each other, or we're either wandering without purpose or thinking without acting."
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Space Colonization Theory

The framework for understanding permanent human settlement beyond Earth—the rationales, methods, ethics, and implications of establishing self-sustaining communities in space. Space Colonization Theory addresses why we would colonize (survival backup, resources, expansion), how colonies should be structured (governance, economics, social organization), and ethical questions (rights, terraforming, impact on potential extraterrestrial life). It draws on colonial history (with all its warnings), systems theory, and speculative design. Unlike exploration (visiting), colonization is about staying—making homes elsewhere, becoming a multiplanetary species. The theory grapples with what that means for human identity, politics, and destiny.
Space Colonization Theory "Mars colonies shouldn't repeat Earth's colonial mistakes. That's Space Colonization Theory—not just how to get there, but how to live there justly. Governance, resource distribution, cultural preservation—these matter as much as life support. Colonization without ethics is just conquest with a new name."
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Space Expansion Theory

The framework for understanding humanity's progressive expansion into space as a continuation of terrestrial expansion—the drive to occupy new territories, access new resources, and extend our species' range. Space Expansion Theory treats space as the next frontier in a long history of human migration, with similar dynamics: push factors (population, resource depletion, conflict), pull factors (opportunity, curiosity, destiny), and systemic drivers (technological evolution, economic growth). It's less about specific colonies and more about the process of expansion itself—the logic, patterns, and consequences of becoming a spacefaring species. Expansion theory raises questions about sustainability, conflict, and whether expansion is inevitable or chosen.
Space Expansion Theory "Humans have always expanded—out of Africa, across continents, into every environment. Space Expansion Theory asks: is this the same drive, or something new? Are we expanding because we must, or because we choose? The answer shapes everything from policy to purpose."
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 3, 2026
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