Rusty Twister

The act of performing a running 69 with you partner.

I had a mouthful when I did my rusty twister last night

by Rust lover February 28, 2023

Rusty Shears

When two elderly dikes are in a sexual relationship

I saw a lot of Rusty Shears at the retirement home

by jack_fb ttv February 28, 2023

Rusty Pancakes

Delicious buttermilk pancakes that are topped off with a dusting of rust collected from a metal object that's been outside in the elements. For the best taste, collect the rust dust from an old-timer car that has been abandoned in a field for decades.

I really like rusty pancakes

by arcfo March 1, 2023

Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins

This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”

by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023

Rusty squidward

When you eat someone’s ass that has not been properly cleaned and said ass leaves fecal residue on your nose

Ben : yo Amanda came over last night and let me eat her booty

James: damnnn how was it ?
Ben: good that ass is fire but she left me with rusty squidward

by cinnamongirly December 21, 2023

Rusty Urkel

A Rusty Urkel is when you break wind in your love's face during oral sex and immediately put your finger to your lips, roll your eyes, and dramatically say, "Did I do that," in your best Steve Urkel voice!

Bill: How did you get pinkeye?

Ted: My girlfriend beefed me with a nasty Rusty Urkel when I was munching her furry gordita last weekend.

Bill: What did you do?

Ted: I just laughed at her imitation, fought through the smell, and kept on lickin'.

by Dr. Front Butt December 26, 2023

rusty action

Someone who likes to use the tradesman’s entrance.

Jonathan was very partial to a bit of rusty action with his lady friend

by Goolybash December 28, 2023