social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons

Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard.

by Sexydimma September 30, 2013

Retard Grunt

The act of making a loud constipated grunting sound at somebody that did something retarded.

"UGGHHH!" <-- Retard Grunt.

by Ballstothewall. January 28, 2012

retard right

When people who don't like you tell you that you are wrong in EVERYTHING you say and/or do just to boost their own pathetic ego. This in turn makes them feel justified in whatever they do and makes you feel like you are less than them somehow, like you're an animal. In reality, those people are the retards who have to hurt others just to make themselves feel right like as if they were smarter than everyone else.

Fake smart person: "Your existence means nothing and you are nothing therefore you are ALWAYS wrong and I am always right so just give up because my shit smells better than yours."

Average person 1: "Who is this retard telling me I am worthless?"

Average Joe 2: "Just some loser who wants to believe they are BTY. Pay no mind to them as they are bitter in life and have no goals other than to be retard right."

by TruthHammer2000 May 25, 2012

Retard Defect Disability

When one can't remember things and or has trouble with identification. It become very hard for a person with this disability to handle serious situations. Often times the person is not aware of his or her defect. Five in every ten people are born with this disability.

"What did I say yesterday about not touching my food?"

"I don't remember!"
"It's that Retard Defect Disability that you have."
"That's not a real disability."

by JakeRandom Ness August 13, 2011

piss retarded

someone or something that is more than just retarded, it is the extreme version or next level of retardation

person 1.

dude, i just lost a game of rock, paper, scissors to Helen Keller

person 2.
man, that is piss retarded!

by proman7777 August 21, 2011

Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

Retard

Mfs who are unironically posting the definition of their names in urban dictionary

"Thats literally me, I'm such a retard"

by assthinker November 24, 2021