House potato

A person who never wants to do anything other than sit in their house

Damn guys I can’t get my homie obi wan to come out and shoot hoops , he’s such a house potato lately.

by Mommateyotoes February 12, 2022

Potato

a starchy plant tuber, which makes up one of the most significant food crops, prepared and consumed as a vegetable

roasted potatoes

by Arminkshipper June 8, 2024

Potato

A middle aged irishman

i fucking hate potatoes

by irishpotatolover69 June 6, 2022

potato teeth

When you’re high and munching on ‘tato chips, #and it all stuck on your teeth

What’s wrong man?

I just got potato teeth.

by 0516 April 29, 2020

Potato

A potato is a roof vegetable that a lot of people find funny. Some people have a potato fetish where all they can think about are potatoes.

Person with a potato fetish: I’m a potato
Normal person: Aren’t potatoes just like vegetables

Person with a potato fetish: no, potatoes are a lifestyle

by 🕺🏾Yolanda🕺🏾 January 1, 2020

Undercooked Baked Potato

noun

(1) slang for virgin

Hey @CG04 you're an undercooked baked potato

by stufdcrw February 25, 2021

Potato Master

Joshua

man hes such a Potato Master

by cortor March 28, 2023