Piss Hanger

When you shake your penis after pissing but there will always be one drop remaining.

Rob: Don't tell me you had a shit in there.

Dan: I didn't! It was just a massive piss hanger.

by Maple P Story May 12, 2013

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piss farter

1. n. The stately gentlemen at the urinal, most often with one hand on the wall for support, who drops ass whilst urinating. To deftly accomplish the act of cutting the cheese while draining the lizard.

Guy 1: Man, I was in the shitter a minute ago, and this old boy must of shit himself while pissing it was so gross. He was one epic piss farter.

Guy 2: Did he have his hand on the wall to hold up his huge dork?

Guy 1: Did you ever see a piss farter that didn't?

by Doc Guitar November 2, 2014

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piss on the parade

the act of ruining a good time because you need to go to the bathroom.

when a group of friends are a theme park and suzzy says hang on i need to go to bathroom. a group member may retort, way to piss on the parade suzzy, you always take long shits, hurry up!

by rawdogkilla November 4, 2013

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piss kitty

A skunk. Term from the mid-west US.

I ran over a piss kitty and my car smelled horrible.

by dkvjbrjkgbw December 30, 2013

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piss claim

To claim property on someone or something by figuratively pissing on the discussed object. Referring to what dogs do with territory.

Guy 1 -"Did you notice how John came to me when I was talking with Staycie?"
Guy 2 -"Well, he has a big crush on her."
Guy 1 -"His comment about spending the weekend with her was totally unnecessary."
Guy 2 -"He was just piss claiming her from you."

by Urías Peña April 13, 2015

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