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Hitler’s Missionary

When you’re having sex with a girl in missionary while under the blankets and she Dutch Ovens you and makes you keep going.
Friend 1: Hey dude how was it?

Friend 2: it was crazy, we were fucking and she forced me into Hitler’s Missionary, but I think I liked it.
by Steven112902 March 25, 2026
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A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.
"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."
by Xx_KingOfAn4lGravy_xX October 16, 2023
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Something most Americans say when their state sucks at something, because Mississippi is usually at the bottom of lists of things most people want in their state.
Our infrastructure is crumbling, our schools are underfunded, and our politicians are crooks, but at least we're not Mississippi.
by randomsoutherngirl January 22, 2026
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vicksburg, mississippi

a town full of drama and pregnant 13 year olds
Dang I wouldn't want to live in Vicksburg, Mississippi.
by real boy lucas February 9, 2017
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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