max

max is a cute skater boy. he has a nice voice and very very hot hands. he’ll make stupid jokes that’ll make you laugh into you start crying. he’s also bald. he thinks that he’s ugly because he’s bald, but it makes him even more attractive. also he lives a million miles away from you.

“max is my best friend”
max: a vibey guy that’s just built different

by maxlovr383 January 29, 2021

Max horton

Max Horton is a very kind boy, someone who u can trust, someone u can rely on, max has been my best friend for only a few weeks but he’s the best choice I ever made.

Person 1: have u heard of max Horton

Person 2: yes, he saved my life

by Thatgirla23 January 31, 2021

Max

Max is funny, nice, and sporty. he will stand up for his friends and family.

max made a nice catch in football today

by anonymous February 2, 2021

maxed out

When you drink too many Maxwell House coffees and you get the jitters.

I am totally maxed out on the house today.

by monkeyshiners February 3, 2021

maxed out

When you drink too man Maxwell House coffees and get the jitters

I totally maxed out on the house today!

by monkeyshiners February 3, 2021

Max

Insane levels of chat. Sturdy rig and impeccable chopping ability

Max is a top shagger with a long schlong

by Top chat February 11, 2021

get maxed

when your college kicks you off campus for breaking covid guidelines

Make sure you're always wearing your mask, you don't want to get maxed.

by olay_tamale February 17, 2021