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Killian by Papa Kippy September 20, 2017
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Killswitch Engage
Truly exellent "newcomer band" on the Heavy Metal scene. Their newest album is just awesome (their first albums were cool as well), the production is really great. Blends agressive guitar riffs and heavy drums with lyrics emphasizing love, respect and other good things wich make them truly unique! Keep them heads bangin' Howard!
Killswitch Engage by Decay December 13, 2004
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Halo-killer
Halo-killer by Deacon Brandt November 10, 2008
Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em
There are various setups to this punchline. Here's one:
One day Johnny walked into the classroom, and the teacher said, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He replied, 'no ma'am.' She said, 'if you don't have it done by tomorrow then I'm going to make a call to your parents.'
As Johnny is walking home from school he looks to his left and sees two greyhounds racing,and one gets so far ahead of the other one that it just stops and the other one rams its head right up its a**.
Johnny takes out a piece of paper and writes it all down, saying to himself, 'This is going to be my report.'
The next day at school the teacher says, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He says, 'sure do.' So he goes up to the front of the class and starts telling them what he saw. 'Yesterday I was walking home from school when I saw these two greyhounds racing, and one rammed its head right up the other's a**.' The teacher says, 'Johnny, we don't use the word 'a**' in the classroom, it's rectum.' Johnny said, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'Em."
Or this shorter version:
Teacher: So Johnny, how was your weekend?
Johnny: Horrible. A car hit my dog, right in the a**!
Teacher (correcting Johnny's language): Rectum.
Johnny: Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!
One day Johnny walked into the classroom, and the teacher said, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He replied, 'no ma'am.' She said, 'if you don't have it done by tomorrow then I'm going to make a call to your parents.'
As Johnny is walking home from school he looks to his left and sees two greyhounds racing,and one gets so far ahead of the other one that it just stops and the other one rams its head right up its a**.
Johnny takes out a piece of paper and writes it all down, saying to himself, 'This is going to be my report.'
The next day at school the teacher says, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He says, 'sure do.' So he goes up to the front of the class and starts telling them what he saw. 'Yesterday I was walking home from school when I saw these two greyhounds racing, and one rammed its head right up the other's a**.' The teacher says, 'Johnny, we don't use the word 'a**' in the classroom, it's rectum.' Johnny said, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'Em."
Or this shorter version:
Teacher: So Johnny, how was your weekend?
Johnny: Horrible. A car hit my dog, right in the a**!
Teacher (correcting Johnny's language): Rectum.
Johnny: Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!
Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em by the_only_real_coffee_sloth September 10, 2009
Killafornia
Killafornia by KAYFACE March 16, 2008
cowboy killers
Marlboro Full Flavor Cigarettes/ Marlboro Reds. Given name cause of old ads with the "Marlboro Man", a cowboy who smokes Marlboros.
cowboy killers by carlbittner March 26, 2009
Ice Nine Kills
One of the most amazing bands in the underground scene
as of yet, mostly undiscovered, but gaining their own cult following
responsible for some very awesome songs like
"The Greatest Story Ever Told" and "Last Words"
a band that will definitely go big
as of yet, mostly undiscovered, but gaining their own cult following
responsible for some very awesome songs like
"The Greatest Story Ever Told" and "Last Words"
a band that will definitely go big
Ice Nine Kills by migueltherocker June 29, 2008