J Wellington Wimpy

A guy from the comic strip Thimble Theater, later known as Popeye, who was a glutton. He would con people out for various goods, with his catchphrase, "i'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today", though never paying. He would gorge on hamburgers.

J Wellington Wimpy would eat hamburgers.

by happyatcommonsense April 26, 2015

Daniel J Hunt

A guy who went to MJC and got a lot of women

Daniel J Hunt went after that women and the women loved him ;)

by Tendiesz April 19, 2023

Double Bobby J

A double bobby j is when you take every drug you can get all at once.

Hey wanna head back to my place and do a Double Bobby J

by Double Bobby J November 5, 2021

James J. Jeffries

A heavyweight boxer also known as the "boilermaker" who fought consistently from 1895 until 1904 beating such legends as Bob Fitzsimmons, Jim Corbett, Peter Jackson and Tom Sharkey and retired undefeated. He was like many at the time, a staunch racist, and when the legendary black champion Jack Johnson won the heavyweight title, he foolishly agreed to "put that N*gger in his place" despite the fact that at this point he was morbidly obese and retired over 6 years. After extensive training in fitness and sparring (and many more insults to Johnson), the bout was deemed the fight of the century, and the vast majority of white people bet on Jeffries despite the major fore-mentioned disadvantages. As expected, Jeffries lost in humiliating fashion while Johnson grinned and toyed with him for 15 rounds before knocking him out. Many white people were so butthurt they began killing random black people and even each other. Jeffries undefeated record was now destroyed, but he took the loss with humility and admitted he couldn't land a hit on Johnson and lost fair and square. He stayed retired afterwards, and remained a public figure until his death in 1953.

"James J. Jeffries was ruthless in the ring, but boy did he make a mistake fighting the Galveston Giant"

by Official Loser man April 13, 2022

cruisin' j-town

a term among Japanese Americans; to go (usually drive) from one Japanese American community to another Japanese American community to check out the JA scene.

During Obon...we'll be cruisin' J-town...y'know...mountain view..san jose..san mateo..LA to check out all the buddha heads.

by benkyodo May 24, 2009

Stephen J. Bailey

Stephen "Boiley" J. Bailey

Stephen J. Bailey is a motorsport god notable for: Winning 69 F1 World Championships, Winning Le Mans 24h overall 308 times, Catching and overtaking 2-time WEC GTE-Pro champion Nicki Thiim during the BES 3h of Oulton Park and carrying youtuber Jimmy Broadbent in iRacing endurance races. It's also said that one of Boiley's favorite activities is to get unrepairable iRacing floor damage in the R18.

Boiley's strenghts:
Being feckin' fast in the Audi R18 Tractor.
Scaring the lapped trafic into giving way.
Screaming at P2's and GTE's.
Making funny noices on VC
Laughing a bunch.

Straight facts:
Stephen J. Bailey is everyones favorite F1 driver.
Stephen J. Bailey is the best car.
Stephen J. Bailey is the best track.
Stephen J. Bailey has had 4 shoulder and back surgeries to repair the damage done by carrying Jimmy Broadbent on iRacing.

-Fuck, Stephen J. Bailey has lapped me thrice in just 23 laps.
-Why is this Bailey guy 5 sec a lap quicker than me???

by Johnny Narrowstraight April 14, 2021

J TIZZY goat

A blonde man (Jack Frost) look alike who unfortunately suffers from stage 3 autism. He struggles to read, and dress himself and his hair is quite atrocious. When hes not rubbing chocolate on his belly button, giving out Croall Salads, or in a bathroom (ED) he likes to swim in the water as he sometimes thinks hes a fish for some weird reason. In conclusion J TIZZY goat is the definition of autism.

Dont act like J TIZZY goat

Stop rubbing chocolate on your belly button J TIZZY goat

When I asked someone what J TIZZZY goat was I was thrown from a 8 story building

by DART MUNCHER August 29, 2023