ass mucus

The slimey substance of a wet fart. The remains in your pants after a shart.

Vinnie had to change his underwear after he sharted out ass mucus.

by Vinnie the Cock February 29, 2008

Parrot Ass

Blunt force trauma to the anus caused by a massive dump. This Cleveland steamer causes extreme discoloration and often bright colors around the brown eyed monster similar to a parrot. These massive drain stainer's are often accompanied by loud straining or squawking noises much like a parrot.

Parrot Ass can also be caused by extreme sexual spanking also producing bright colors directed mainly on the ass cheeks. Loud parrot like squawks also accompany this ass pounding.

Me watching 2-Girls-One-Cup:"Check out the parrot ass on that chick!"
Me:"Why are you walking funny, and why were you screaming like a bird?"
Roommates Girlfriend:"He just gave me a mean case of parrot ass."
Me:"Sounded painful."
Roommates Girlfriend:"My ass looks like an angry clown!"

by Matt Tomlinson February 15, 2008

ass cravass

the canyon defined by the curvature of two ass cheeks.

"I can't believe she fit the whole thing in her ass cravass"

by Ass McCravass April 12, 2008

Ass Cheddar

A viscous, glandular substance emitted from the anus.

Simon farted and churned up a bounty of ass cheddar.

Her unwashed gluteal cleft was a veritable cornucopia of ass cheddar.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006

Ass Stogie

A relatively slender, 5-7 inch long turd, brown in color.

Herschel: Hey dude, I will be right back.
Frances: Where ya going, Braaaa?
Herschel: I gotta hit the Head. I am about to pass an Ass Stogie.
Frances: Sweet! Snap it off clean.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

bitch ass

see "punk" or "punk ass"

Your bitch ass is tired, yo--stop trippin.

by slodaddy June 18, 2004

candy ass

(noun) A person who displays insufficient fortitude or toughness in a difficult or uncomfortable situation; by extension, a person or thing which is inadequate to the purpose at hand. Can be turned into an adjective by adding -ed ("candy-assed"). Frequently heard in the military.

"He was too much of a candy ass to do a hundred push-ups and run ten miles before breakfast."

by anarcissie May 28, 2008