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You all are gay i'm normal

When all people in a group chat act like gays.

Created in a group chat from a guy names Nils
"You all are gay I'm normal"
by xxxmeowchanxxx July 25, 2017
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The thing I'm called to do

I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.
Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."
by Hym Iam December 26, 2023
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Which is why I'm pretending to be him

He's a Neo-Nazi
A retard "Which is why I'm pretending to be him! Cus, you know, I'm not a Neo-Nazi but this guy is better than me at an existential level! What I'm doing is a reflection of his neo-nazi-ism and is NOT a reflection of how warped my own mind is! Really! I certainty wasn't enamored with how brilliant and cool he is... This is um... Not that..."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2025
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I'm finna steal

If I see a single endgame spoiler, I'm finna steal.
by cb21 May 5, 2019
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Nah, man, I'm just...

Doing exactly what you're accusing me of...
*Person A walks up to Person B and starts obnoxiously jabbing them with to their elbow*

What the fuck?

What?

You're jabbing me with your elbow.

Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.

No. You did it on purpose.

You can't know that! You can't read my mind.

Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don't it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?

Well.... Um.....

Exactly. I don't have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.

You wouldn't hurt a guy with a disability would you?

....................

Please?

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by Hym Iam September 27, 2020
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I'm Gab'ing

When you are a little older and you are out with friends on a Saturday night with nothing to do on Sunday you still want to be home and in bad by 9:30p.
Oh man, It is 9pm I'm Gab'ing, sorry to end the night so early.
by Zackieeeee January 15, 2022
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