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I'm claiming shine

It means you don't believe someone. You either think they are embellishing their abilities to look better or they are downright liars.
You're a rocket scientist yet working at McD's. I'm claiming shine.
Your resume says you have 10 degrees from Harvard and 4 from Oxford. I'm claiming shine.
He says he earns a million dollars a year and only lives in Compton to be close to his family. I'm claiming shine.
by Lady Cham May 25, 2015
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A gag-worthy sentence whose language and symbolism can only be understood by the most devoted of the Unemployment religion.

Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile!"
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
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i'm not your hoe

in other words “im not your booty call” or “you can’t just call me when you want to have sex
guy : hey girl wanna come over tonight, and have some fun?

girl : “ i'm not your hoe !”
by young girl 1235 February 9, 2024
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I'm Cooked

I fumbled a 10/10 gyatt. I'm cooked.

We just lost 0-6, I'm cooked.

These 60hr work weeks got me cooked.
by YungOrphanBoi April 1, 2024
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I'm finding myself

A phrase often spoken by young women. It is actually an incomplete sentence though, and the full sentence reads "I'm finding myself in the beds of random guys".
"Hey, my name is Kira, I'm 19 and I'm finding myself. Not sure what I'm doing here. Not sure what I want. Don't swipe on me unless you're at least six foot."
by TheThinMan34 July 27, 2025
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I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

You're so fed up and frustrated, to a state where "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!" seems like the only proper response to the situation. Sometimes followed by "In Minecraft." to censor, show insincerity, or make it seem less concerning.
I've been on hold with Veterans Affair for 3 hours, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!
by wolfnoworries January 6, 2024
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I'm legit pog

I'm legit pog means that you have 0 life and no one likes you, you are a unpog person while dream plays fornite
Yo "I'm legit pog" bro. And have no dad.
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