Couple Goals

Yusuf and Naima

Yusuf and Naima are Couple Goals, they’d make an amazing couple.

by heylol666 October 4, 2021

Jew goal

An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey

Fucking Jew goal! God damnit

by Steven rain October 10, 2021

couple goals

clay and sara (the two most in love people you'll ever meet)
- by val

have u seen clay and sara? they're literally couple goals!!

by dracomalfoyswifey October 13, 2021

Von Gold

A person who makes people “uh uh” at every show they dj. Von gold is a successful dj/producer despite the distraction of being a magnet for crazy betches, but loves it.

Von Gold has many talents from cooking culinary masterpieces to doing large audience laser light shows, but is mostly famous for pleasuring lucky woman. Von Gold is a legend, a mystery, and some believe Von Gold is a unicorn.

Von Gold only drinks quality tequila.
The finest music selection is artistically performed by the legendary Von Gold.

by MVG42069 November 22, 2021

Maaza Gold Tea

The taste of freshness
A 30-year-old homegrown brand of Assam that promises the best blend of high grown Darjeeling Orthodox with Assam CTC tea leaves. It is so rich and flavorful that it leaves you feeling refreshed and energetic.

This cup of brew is so rich and flavorful; It is the Maaza Gold Tea!

by threeleavesgroup November 26, 2021

Counter-Goalie

A goalie who stands near at the opposing teams' goal; most likely because their teammates will pass it to them, which is a good spot to score.

Jack: "Pass me you fuckwit, I am counter-goaly(ing)."

Tariq: "Ok you ibn al sharmoota, here!"

Tariq passes to jack who is a counter-goalie

Jack scores it

Jack: "YEAH MADA FAKAS!"

by Najzi December 2, 2021

Max Gold

Very swag human. The coolest person to ever exist.

You know max gold?

Yes. Isn’t that the swaggest person alive?

by Osodkdkosoxkwkkw December 7, 2021