fake numbered

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number, work number but you can't get the personal number.

Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number

by barbaroja August 7, 2023

Fake friends

"friends" who were never there for you in the first place.

Fake friends let you go out of nowhere for doing nothing.

by LIVY POP May 4, 2022

FAKING GAY

A person with an especially long nose; however, gay is not enough to describe them. So, comes the term "FACKING GAY"

Bruh 1: Bruh 2, you're so stupid
Bruh 2: NO BITCH, YOU'RE FAKING GAY
Bruh 1: *despawns*

by GotchaBeta April 24, 2019

Fake Chipleader

A guy who thinks he is awesome, but really has a lot to be modest about.

Are Gill and Jonny suitable for promotion? No way, they're all talk and no trousers; real fake chipleaders!

by Django Elf March 19, 2021

Fake friend

A girl who only wants to use you to talk about drama and boys and then ignores you

Bianca is your fake friend.

by Not2faced January 23, 2017

Five mile fake out

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.

dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.

by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018

Fake Winger

A person who is in fact, totally apolitical, but jumps on every bandwagon going. Usually in order to gain social acceptance, and appear more intelligent than they actually are.

I see all the British middle class fake wingers have blacked out their social media profiles: As if they've ever even had a single objective thought about the situation.

by Rikstir June 5, 2020