The crappiest rock music I've ever hard. Being a douche rocker means you have to sound like a prepubescent boy when you're singing, hit random, incoherent chords in songs, and have no timing, rhythm, or skill when you're drumming. You also have to cream you're manpanties whenever one of your crappy hits is played on "Z100", MTV's "TRL", and the like.
Douche rock bands include the likes of All American Rejects, the late Green Day, Nickleback, Alter Bridge, AFI, and jesus christ Fall Out Boy. I HATE FALL OUT BOY!!!
Doucherock is taking over the free world while badass modern bands like Velvet Revoler and Avenged Sevenfold are consistently pushed to the side in favor of these fucking Gap clothed, Starbucks drinking, Z100 listening, straight edge clown shoes.
Fuck Douche Rock
Douche rock bands include the likes of All American Rejects, the late Green Day, Nickleback, Alter Bridge, AFI, and jesus christ Fall Out Boy. I HATE FALL OUT BOY!!!
Doucherock is taking over the free world while badass modern bands like Velvet Revoler and Avenged Sevenfold are consistently pushed to the side in favor of these fucking Gap clothed, Starbucks drinking, Z100 listening, straight edge clown shoes.
Fuck Douche Rock
Fall Out Boy, Hawthorne Heights, All American Rejects, Alter Bridge, Nickleback, Jimmy Eat World and AFI are all festering examples of the douchiest douche rock in the universe. I'd list more, but I'm afraid I'll grow a vagina if I did.
by Sue the Samurai September 16, 2008
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2: Oh yeah, he yells, "goodbye, AAAH!' at the end, haha.
1: Cooking Douche's show is hilarious sometimes
2: Oh yeah, he yells, "goodbye, AAAH!' at the end, haha.
1: Cooking Douche's show is hilarious sometimes
by Kilroy Higgins August 28, 2009
Get the Cooking Douche mug.He's usually a man with a square shaped face, massive muscular arms and a tight fitting shirt (possibly pink). He's constantly on the prowl for any eligible woman he could have a one night stand with. When he walks, he likes to flex his protruding arms and look from side to side, to make sure women are checking him out.
He likes to be in control of all situations, and he is extremely manipulative. Never date a double douche.
He likes to be in control of all situations, and he is extremely manipulative. Never date a double douche.
Did you see that double douche flirt with that girl?
My boyfriend is such a double douche! I just heard he cheated on me!
My boyfriend is such a double douche! I just heard he cheated on me!
by dizzle12345 September 10, 2009
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Anyone who prematurely decorates for Christmas on or before Thanksgiving thereby ruining both holidays for the observer.
Anyone who prematurely decorates for Christmas on or before Thanksgiving thereby ruining both holidays for the observer.
Wife: "Jesus H. Christ!! Ugh!"
Husband: "What's wrong?"
Wife: "Look! The Yule Douches across the street have already setup their 50 Christmas lawn decorations and we haven't even carved the turkey yet! I hate them and there's no time left to shop and we havent even...."
Husband: "Ugh, now I have to listen to this for the next four weeks. Thanks, stupid Yule Douches!!"
Husband: "What's wrong?"
Wife: "Look! The Yule Douches across the street have already setup their 50 Christmas lawn decorations and we haven't even carved the turkey yet! I hate them and there's no time left to shop and we havent even...."
Husband: "Ugh, now I have to listen to this for the next four weeks. Thanks, stupid Yule Douches!!"
by ItsJoeK November 25, 2009
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by TankDiesel December 12, 2010
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Douchecabulary characterized by obscure word choices, nontraditional uses of normal words, area-specific jargon, and unnecessary prefixes. Words such as nexus, synergy, crux, post-gender and tenebrous are examples of the douche lexicon.
Douchecabulary characterized by obscure word choices, nontraditional uses of normal words, area-specific jargon, and unnecessary prefixes. Words such as nexus, synergy, crux, post-gender and tenebrous are examples of the douche lexicon.
I only went to the benefit gala because of the open bar, but clearly that asshole is trying to network, as he keeps interrupting everyone's conversations to talk about his economics firm and spout out his douche-cabulary.
by alliemyerz June 24, 2010
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by thefinness October 30, 2010
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