Burger Slop

A form of neo-traditional cuisine comprised primarily of ground beef, potatoes, and cheese; including an assortment of spices.

A quick and easy source of both protein and calories.
Recipes of this variety are traditionally not written down, nor are they often adhered to (as opposed to baking or cooking).

"I made some burger slop for dinner last night, and it tasted kind of like a big mac."

by FoodSlops September 18, 2025

Durr Burger

A fat slobbernaggle that suffers with penis envy. Has a peanut for a weiner. He also comes with a combo of malnourished quail eggs. A fat, natural arching penis wrinkle, who fights like floyd mayweather with muscular dystrophy.

Omg he is such a durr burger!
Stop being such a durr.
Mid ass D!

by colonizing October 4, 2025

Burger Music

Burger music is another term for “coworker music”. Basically the type of music that you’d be hearing while working at a Burger King, you’re trying to close up, and the corny ass music your 35 year old, “go woke, go broke” coworker keeps blasting out of his shitty JBL speaker is triggering your fight or flight response.

Examples of burger music: Dax, Tom MacDonald, Eminem (post Recovery era), AJR, Falling In Reverse, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Aaron Lewis, Machine Gun Kelly, Kid Rock, and Slaughter to Prevail.

“I was getting ready to close until Tyler started playing that fuckass burger music.”

by NeoFuckinGeo October 5, 2025

Burger

Someone who is unskilled/clumsy at a specific activity or subject; A klutz.

Dude, you're being a massive burger right now. A cheeseburger, even.

by QuadGod67 October 7, 2025

Burgered

When you’re so tired after eating a large amount of food, that you just lay there peacefully with no reason to do anything. Too much food also meaning that you can’t even sleep after your stomach weighing you down

Bradley had so much food and drink that he couldn’t do anything but lay on the sofa, absolutely burgered.

by PascalIGuess October 14, 2025

Burger Cleft

When a pussy is surrounded by so much fat, it pushes it inwards. The next level up from camel toe.

I was going to go down on it, but there was so much of a burger cleft that I couldn't reach.

by Questionablecoversationals October 15, 2025

Vanilla Burger

someone that walks into a ethnic restaurant and orders chicken strips or a burger, someone who walks into a icecream shop with 50 different flavors and gets vanilla. aka white people shit

some vanilla burger shit

by vannillaaaburgerhater October 16, 2025