by Burgundy dirty toilet bowl November 29, 2013

Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.
Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.
Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.
Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.
by cookie_hoop April 30, 2014

A large mass of diarrhea floating to the top of a toilet, usually circle shaped. Looks similar to a pancake, with the toasted middle and the speckled ring around it.
by Yetiii23 June 16, 2022

Relates to bowling
by The owl in bowl February 17, 2025

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

A turd that is so long and hard that it sticks out of the toilet water much like a pole vaulters pole.
by VMaximus2003 August 30, 2017

The closer you get to home after a long day, the more you have to shit. Your stomach is able to recognize how far you are from a toilet and proceeds to push the poop the closer you are.
by Dr . Steve February 10, 2023
