noob boobed

something you say when someone gets absolutely owned

Quandale: "My mom is so awesome"
Johnny: "I fucked her"
Everyone: "NOOB BOOBED"

by blki July 21, 2022

boob mask

A ladies undergarment; a bra.

With masking being the norm for my 4-year-old, she shouts "Mom, don't forget your boob mask!", while pointing at the bra hanging from the hotel shower head.

by haveadonut December 6, 2021

Boob Flappin’

Sexual mode of transportation.

That hooker’s titties are perfect for boob flappin’. They’ll get ya there fast!

by l0v3rlan3 & D0ssburg April 23, 2025

National boob pics

for bubs

yo it's National boob pics

by /$-&$:: April 11, 2022

boobs

things that women have on their chest. men find attractiveness in them for some reason. some women surgically give themselves big boobs to get men to like herself.

guy 1: “see that woman?”
guy 2: “yeah and shes hot cause of her boobs.”

by supermoaimoai June 15, 2023

National grab boobs day

YOU SICK CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS OK? IF YOU FIND THIS DAY GROSS YOU ARE IN THE 100% RIGHT BUT IF YOU THINK GRABING GIRLS BOOBS WITHOUT CONSNET IS SICK AS FUCK WIERDO. GO TO PORNHUB WHERE YOU CAN SEE THAT STUFF OR WHEREVER YOU GO TO WATCH PORN JUST DONT TOUCH GIRLS LIKE THAT.

Some asshole: yay today is National grab boobs day :)

some girl: WHAT THE FUCK *slaps* GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!

by Stupid_child June 16, 2022

Boob Blind

When a person is totally blinded by a womans boobs, no matter how bad her personality is or her other features, the boobs make these things unimportant

Dude i cant believe Mary slept with Richards Dad, The milkman, the family Alsatian and Mr Singh from the corner shop........ at the same time, then stole his life savings and married Carlos and he still wants to be with her.

That's because he's boob blind bro, have you seen that rack?!

by MrFlynn January 2, 2018