Lady boner

What you get when you see your super hot sexy uncle that’s 34 years older than you but is good at eating koochie

I think I just got a lady boner because my uncle gibby just walked by

by Ya fucking girl May 8, 2019

sports boner

Excitement do to a great physical sports related feat.

I got a major sports boner when Kirby Pucket made that leaping catch in the 1987 World Series

by q-tip September 22, 2008

confusion boner

when one thinks to hard about something and results in a full erection of the male penis

i got a confusion boner in calculus today

by doctorgiggles May 11, 2011

boner bag

the female sex organ also known as the vagina.

he slammed his rod excrutiatingly deep into her boner bag.

by churchpw April 27, 2006

Ripskin Boner

When one achieves an erection which manifests such intensity that it ostensibly appears to rip through the outer skin of the hard penis.

1. After drunkenly making out with a transvestite hooker, little Johnny had a ripskin boner.

2. Warning label for erectile dysfunction pills: If erection is achieved and lasts for more than 4 hours, you may have a ripskin boner requiring immediate medical attention.

by Brosh Ripskin Stern July 17, 2009

Roadrage Boner

When you want to hit anouther driver so bad that your fist has a hard-on.

That jerk cut right in front of me. I was so mad I had to show him my roadrage boner!

by DJ ill August 12, 2011

Rape Boner

To aquire a hard on from watching rape scenes in cinema.

Gf: is this rape scene turning you on you freak!?
Bf: I've got a total rape boner.

by Thinmint April 1, 2012