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Sounds Boner

A great idea. Confirmation of approval.
Q: You want to go see QOTSA tonight?

A: That sounds boner.
by Bryan Wall April 4, 2006
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sports boner

Excitement do to a great physical sports related feat.
I got a major sports boner when Kirby Pucket made that leaping catch in the 1987 World Series
by q-tip September 22, 2008
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confusion boner

when one thinks to hard about something and results in a full erection of the male penis
i got a confusion boner in calculus today
by doctorgiggles May 11, 2011
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boner bag

he slammed his rod excrutiatingly deep into her boner bag.
by churchpw April 27, 2006
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boner weird

An awkward boner occurring when in a close situation with a close friend, such as a hug or spooning. It is not caused by intimacy and can also coincide with the random boner which has happened at an awkward time.

It is polite to inform the friend that this situation is boner weird, so he/she is not disgusted with your random erection.
guy one: I have to warn you, this hug is boner weird.

guy two: It's ok, we all get boner weird every once in a while.

Guy one: See that guy over there, why has he got an erection in the swimming pool?
Guy two: Oh that's just Harry, he's always getting boner weird.
by thefourthskin August 9, 2012
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Rape Boner

To aquire a hard on from watching rape scenes in cinema.
Gf: is this rape scene turning you on you freak!?
Bf: I've got a total rape boner.
by Thinmint April 1, 2012
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Roadrage Boner

When you want to hit anouther driver so bad that your fist has a hard-on.
That jerk cut right in front of me. I was so mad I had to show him my roadrage boner!
by DJ ill August 12, 2011
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