What you get when you see your super hot sexy uncle that’s 34 years older than you but is good at eating koochie
by Ya fucking girl May 09, 2019
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by churchpw April 12, 2006
When one achieves an erection which manifests such intensity that it ostensibly appears to rip through the outer skin of the hard penis.
1. After drunkenly making out with a transvestite hooker, little Johnny had a ripskin boner.
2. Warning label for erectile dysfunction pills: If erection is achieved and lasts for more than 4 hours, you may have a ripskin boner requiring immediate medical attention.
2. Warning label for erectile dysfunction pills: If erection is achieved and lasts for more than 4 hours, you may have a ripskin boner requiring immediate medical attention.
by Brosh Ripskin Stern July 17, 2009
When you have been in isolation for so long beating your meat, you are physically unable to maintain an erection but you continue to rub one out despite never achieving full erectness otherwise known as the corona boner
by Fherrightinthep March 17, 2020
Boner brew is your finished product after your brew (masturbating). Think of when you brew beer or tea to get your finished product. Same if you're making your boner brew, you get cum! Hooray!
I was in my room making some boner brew to Brazzers when all of a sudden Godzilla rips the roof off of my room and snatches my phone away and tells me to settle down, I've made like 5 brews today.
by yungtraplord866 January 20, 2015