roast beef 

A vagina which looks very similar to two pieces of bacon jumping out of a breakfast burrito. NOT to be touched under any circumstances.

I wouldn't fuck that nasty roast beef with your dick and him pushing.

roast beef by kdeuce April 22, 2005

booger shit beef patty 

when you swallow so many flem boogers that you shit them out and it makes a brown beef patty looking thing with boogers infested into it .... when you make a booger shit beef patty, the noise is worse then a blowhorn and a train combined a booger shit beef patty smells so bad that if you stand next to it it smells worse then fendis ears mixed with the smell of murna and shazazas doodyyy when hes bleeding from his bUT hole ... beware of the booger shit beef pattyy...

AH SHIT !!! I JUST LAID A BOOGER SHIT BEEF PATTY !

booger shit beef patty by fart shit June 28, 2009

Roast beef 

A very used and abused vagina

Damn her snatch looks like a roast beef sandwich

Roast beef by Dasasta March 15, 2015

Rost Beef Curtan

The outer labia of a well-endowed chick, otherwise known as a Meat Drape.

Check out her roast beef curtan

Rost Beef Curtan by Mikus February 6, 2003

anus beef 

the beef that comes from the anus. Also known as feces, poop, crap, shit, etc.

Bro, your breath smells worse than anus beef.

anus beef by cameronbeef November 7, 2013

Brick and Beef 

Used to refer to something that hasn't gone to plan.

'It's brick and beef, it's not gone well.' ~ J Clarkson

Brick and Beef by JemmaG January 20, 2009

Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy (with Beef Wellington) 

When you place a large helping of mashed potatoes into the ass crack of your individual of choice. Then you spray your "Man-Gravy" onto the mashed potatoes and proceed to eat them out of your partner's ass. If Beef Wellington is involved, the partner shits into the Mashed Potatoes the entire load.

Kyle iinvited me over for dinner. He failed to tell me that Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy was to be our dessert. Of course, I surprised him with a little Beef Wellington on the side.

Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy (with Beef Wellington) by Molly February 1, 2005