Licking your asshole 

Being very close to someone else, whether in a game or physically.

“You are winning by so much, no one’s even licking your asshole.”

Licking your asshole by Tini 7219 September 16, 2023

The Loose Asshole Approach 

A certain type of approach too making music where you just place notes all around until it sounds on-key, without learning what keys are and how too use them.
basically smashing your head against the wall until it sounds good.

"I'm not very good at music yet, I still use the loose asshole approach."

The Loose Asshole Approach by Cari Smant September 27, 2023

Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain 

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .

Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.

Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023

A fat asshole

Pull your cheeks apart and fart. If it still made a sound, you’ve got a fat asshole.

“Couldn’t you have done that silently?!”

“Can’t help that I have a fat asshole, Sharon.”

A fat asshole by Rocky Mudds October 29, 2023

Cock In Mikkels Asshole 

When Mikkel bends over to pick up the soap he gets a cock in the asshole. YUMMY

OH NO LOOK! THERE IS A COCK IN MIKKELS ASSHOLE!

Cock In Mikkels Asshole by Oscar's Domain October 31, 2023

Ms.malone is a asshole 

Ms.malone is a asshole

MS.MALONE IS A ASSHOLE!

Ms.malone is a asshole by ǝuǝפ November 3, 2023

schrodinger's asshole 

Alternate phrase for "Schrodinger's douchebag"

Person 1: "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"

schrodinger's asshole by chainswordcs December 10, 2023