April 7th

It is the day of Cum Celebration

"I can't want for April 7th! It the day of cum!"

by The Written GayLord December 2, 2023

April 21

My favorite person's birthday

"Omg it's April 21, my favorite person's birthday!!!"

by HoneyBee5629 December 17, 2023

April 12

POV: You looked up April 12 cuz its your birthday. All i can say is that anyone born on this day

is the most amazing person in the fricking world. An example: Me.

Jimmy: Its my BIRTHDAYYY!
Joe: April 12? But you're not amazing
Jimmy:WHAT????

by RICE IS YUMMY January 3, 2023

April 5th

A national holiday for the best person in this entire world.

Destiny: what did you do for April 5th?
Rylee:sucked dick

by Ryka0904 January 11, 2023

April 5th

national send arch pics to your bf day

boyfriend: hey its april 5th, can i get those pics now??

girlfriend: yea sure, here. *sends 4 attachments*

by smallboyballs April 4, 2023

April 5th

It's national midget day. Say hi to your midget friend.

"Look at that girl, it's her birthday today. "
"But today's April 5th, the national midget day!"
"Well she is a midget."
"She is!"

by Prelepimiske April 4, 2023

April 5th

Harass your cousins day

I will harass you on April 5th

by Manmaker April 5, 2023