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America is the Bad Place 

A phrase referencing the TV show 'The Good Place' and used when life in the United States isn't living up to the standards its people should expect.

SPOILER The final episode of season one of The Good Place can be used as a metaphor for how those in the United States are often brought up being frequently told that they are in the greatest country in the world, but are then disappointed every time they discover something new that the U.S doesn't statistically do well in.

Examples:

- No other wealthy nation lets its people die of treatable illnesses, simply because they can't afford treatment.
- The majority of other countries mandate employers to provide 20-40 paid days off a year.
- Very few countries force students into crippling debt.
- All but three countries have paid maternity leave.
"You know Jill next door, who got married to her boyfriend, Chad, five months after they met, just so he could get on to her medical insurance?

Well, they both got new jobs but now Chad's got cancer and his insurance won't cover enough of the costs, so they've had to get divorced to avoid Jill being bankrupted by his medical debt. America is the Bad Place"

discovering America 

Happening upon something that other people already found way, way before you found it.
This thing costs some money once the trial is over... so in case I am just "discovering America", I was wondering if anyone was aware of any similar but free options?

Northern America 

the largest state in america. . . Canada
Hey dude are you from northern america?

Yes, eh
Northern America by +h@+ C001 C@+ October 20, 2011

Bizarro America 

(Formally known as The United States of America.)
1. -A place where nothing makes sense. Up is down. Black is white. Idiocracy and ignorance thrive while intellectuals and genuine empathetic people who only want what’s best for the majority are shunned and called fags.
2. -A nation that used Orwell’s book “1984” as an instruction manual.
I was once proud to say I’m an American. Since we became Bizarro America, uhhhhhhhhh not so much.

Poonited States of America 

What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.
It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.

England Vs America 

First of all kill yourself faggot second of all America is full of fat shits and England is full of posh wankers that all are that much pussies they have started to grow an vagina and by the way both ur football club are shit you tits.
England vs America would be like-England cunt- oh we’re better than america we’re not all fat shits. You’se are all fat shits I have seen you. Typical Americunt- all you people in Britain just live in a castle and drink tea all day now that just sums it up for the Americans