Pear salad

When you cut up pieces of fruit (ideally pears), stuff them up your ass, and shit them into a good friend's mouth.

Yo, I was at Rebecca's house last night when she was having a house party. She was doing a pear salad and I got a heaping spoonfull

by pearsalad December 5, 2023

doo wop salad

a really juicy doo wop portion of an otherwise non doo wop song

The doo wop salad in Reverse Mullet by Cojum Dip makes me unreasonably happy.

by Liability Luke July 2, 2022

Salad mind

“A state where your thoughts clash in confusion, but you think you’re making perfect sense.”

“He sounded deep, but it was just salad mind.”

by Ajumikeke October 25, 2025

making egg salad

A 3way between you, your boyfriend, and your girlfriend from high school.

Man, I had a weird dream last night. Ty, Laura, and I were all together, making egg salad.

by Micky Hawk November 9, 2015

Seismic Salad Toss

The act of BBW women bounding her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.

Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"

by GenralGrave July 7, 2015

Tokyo Salad

When a girl eats a random guys shitty ass and then kisses her boyfriend on the lips right after without telling him about it

Yo, bro got fuckin aids cause his girl hit him with the Tokyo Salad

by Hahu September 4, 2022

salad sniffer

Someone who watches someone else’s salad get tossed for the sole purpose of sniffing it afterwards

“On my wedding night we invited my best man to join but he didn’t want to participate, he just wanted to be a salad sniffer”

by cashmoney0301 March 1, 2025