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glass bottom boat ride

the act of applying plastic wrap to your partners face then proceeding to urinate upon said partners face
The Nebraskan gave his wife the GLASS BOTTOM BOAT RIDE that she so eagerly desired.
by 475tet September 1, 2010
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switch your ride

To change sexual orientation, often used in reference to hoping someone would make such a conversion.
That straight guy is so attractive, I'm sure most gay men wish he would switch his ride.
by R.O. Lewis July 31, 2005
mugGet the switch your ridemug.

Missouri Boat Ride

A boat ride given to dead whitetail bucks by Ted Zangerle of " The Hunting Public " .
Holy fuck did you see that buck across the lake? Yeah, I'm hoping to be like Ted. Gonna put on my bucket hat, grab my Jon boat and give him a Missouri boat ride.
by Scentsock November 7, 2018
mugGet the Missouri Boat Ridemug.

Donkey Riding Pickle Fish

An undersea creature that is part pickle, part fish, and part fish. Also referred to as a DRPF. It lives only in the Indian ocean and are very rare.
I have never seen a Donkey Riding Pickle Fish Before.
by Tico30098 August 6, 2020
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new orleans swamp ride

Very obese female sexual predators that seek out highly intoxicated men. Then lure them to a private area where they will force the man to inseminate them repeatedly.
Don’t get to drunk or you will end up taking the New Orleans swamp ride.
by Swamp ride December 16, 2021
mugGet the new orleans swamp ridemug.
Being scolded by any bitch-cunt (see previous definition) (copyright, patent pending “bitch-cunt”.
Shit, sounds like you’re riding the bitch-cunt express.
by Cumoran February 23, 2022
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Dick Riding Girl Eva

A bot which you can find on Youtube advertising private sex
Look! It's Dick Riding Girl Eva! KILL THAT FUCKING HORNY BITCH
by BlackMesaScientistBubby November 17, 2021
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