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zoomer boomer

A zoomer that has gone so far back in technological time that they have the identical technological prowess as the generation they are usually wasting their time trying to make fun of.
"Joe is a complete idiot, he just asked me how to install firefox on his laptop."

"Yeah, he's a zoomer boomer, he takes pictures of his monitor with his phone and sends them to me in an email when he could just take a screenshot and message it to me."
by trollerroller February 4, 2022
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zoom zoom

normally used to gain attention in relation to a "peeking" behaivour
*peeks around a corner:* "zoom zoom."

People say: "Hello (Name)"
by Vivien_Hardgas February 19, 2022
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zoomhole

A person who is nice in person but acts like an asshole online.
Brad was super nice at the party, but on the meeting tonight he was acting like a zoomhole.
by goldturks10e8 November 16, 2022
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Shit-zoom

A manic run taken by a cat after taking a shit- Cats who do this usually do not cover their shit, and are running because they desperately want to get away from the smell.
My cat takes a shit-zoom at least twice a day, and wafts the smell all over the house in doing it.
by freedomofoppression May 26, 2017
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The Dick Zoom

When you're wathing porn and the camera zooms in on the dick.
Man, I really hate the dick zoom. I don't want to see dick in HD.
by Henlaree June 18, 2018
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zooming

To be in a crackhead state; bingeing all night on a sweet concoction of Adderall, red bull, and nicotine. Generally experienced by procrastinating college students and skeezers at bars/clubs.
"Dude I'm zooming so hard I could run the train on 50 sorority girls all while memorizing my entire organic chemistry study guide!"

"Those 30 time release got me zooming like a baby sucking on yo momma's teat!"
by rupdaddy April 21, 2008
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zoom the camera out

To urge one to think realistically and recognize an outlandish statement as a lie.
Ugly Pete: Dude, this chick at the mall who was selling headshots totally thinks I should be a model.

Handsome Tom: Zoom the camera out and see the lie, Ugly Pete. She just wants your money.
by mgdb August 14, 2007
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