yoinky

Quirky; delicious; cool; also used as a substitute for multiple terms in calculus functions

"His yoinky wife agitated the entire school board"

"This salmon sandwich tastes yoinky with these steak fries, Lester."

To find the length of 'C', apply the yoinky theorem: A squared + B squared = C squared

by Sam May 6, 2003

yoink is the rule

The rule that states when a person is in a position to steal, or yoink from another, one must do so.

Herbie could not decide whether to turn right into the parking garage ahead of the vehicle waiting in the street to make a left into the same garage. As he pulled into the garage ahead of the other vehicle, he remembered, "Yoink is the rule!"

by smeg brundle February 19, 2008

yoink

YoinK is a long neck giraffe on Newgrounds

OMG, I want to lick your neck YoinK

by j00r mom October 9, 2003

yoishel

a silly jew/judaist, usually characterized by a jew nose or jewish actions.

"hey! You wanna go eat some bagels?"
"Scott, you're such a silly yoishel"

by lawl45 April 30, 2006

yoinky sploinky

A meme used to sometimes describe the action of squirting out body fluids. This can also be used as a funny word without much meaning other than being a funny sounding word. This really defines how are humor came from dad jokes to random weird funny words.

"Did you yoinky sploinky today?"
"Your a little yoinky sploinky!"

by Thinn3r March 20, 2021

yoinksies

Said when stealing another persons posession(s), usually in the case of food, or a seat at a party.

*friend stands up to get a drink and returns, finding you in his seat* Yoinksies! You didn't call seat check.

by Stefan vW February 20, 2008

yoisho

(n)

a word without meaning, said after flopping into a chair after a hard day at work

origin: japan

after a long day at work, the only thing she could utter was the word "yoisho"

by aImondmiIk June 20, 2019