Yogurt Male

Truly the highest peak of which man can ever obtain, to be a yogurt male is to be a child molester while eating yogurt.

He loves molesting children he must be a yogurt male!
(better than sigma)

by gwsefesdffsdfsdf October 16, 2023

Strawberry Yogurt

When a girl has her first time and is bleeding while over flowing with sperm from her vagina

Charles: I never thought keely was a virgin
Mike : well shes not after she had a Strawberry Yogurt

by Yleek January 12, 2012

Yogurt Male

A part of the male hierarchy that is superior to alpha males and sigma males. Unlike sigma males, they only follow sigma rule #69, #420, and #666. They love yogurt, and always walk around with at least 5 yogurt cups. They may also bring frozen yogurt.

Pronounciation: YO-gurt Mail

That guy is holding a tub of yogurt! he must be a yogurt male.

by iCruncher March 16, 2022

Toga Yogurt

A cold clammy substance that leaves a smear on your body when you put on the wrong toga at a party

I knew right away I put on the wrong toga after getting out of the hot tub due to the toga yogurt.

by tetsulo February 15, 2020

banana yogurt

Miss banana yogurt is very funny and beautiful and strong and beautiful and cute and funny and lovable and beautiful

Is that banana yogurt

Sadly yes
I hate that girl

by Banana yogurt October 8, 2020

Twat yogurt

The jizz that falls out of a vagina the next morning after it's been there all night.

I wore a dress to work today and had twat yogurt run down my legs every time I stood up.

by PabloFishcobar July 23, 2017

Yogurt Potted

This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.

The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.

Man 1: Yo, how did you get on with her last night?

Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.

Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...

by drummermanadam July 24, 2018