wonking

1. basically the equivalent to using “fucking” in a sentence but not as a verb. ex: “my fucking indoor penis won’t stop running around.” 2. wonking can also mean masturbating. 3. it can also mean gingr activities like masturbating with an electric toothbrush.

“oh wonk! i got my wonking bowl cut stuck on some tree branches”
“stop wonking with your electric toothbrush you emo gingr.
“hey piss rat stop wonking around and act like a normal person..”

by andismints June 26, 2023

Wonking Wanderers

Single handedly the greatest 5 aside team to grace the earth.

"Wonking wanderers could win the premier league if they were in it"
"man that Ewan guy is so ass"

by Timothy Anthony cheeseington April 1, 2025

wonks

A word made by Moriah Elizabeth it meaning wonky/weird but in her style.

“dude that was wonks”

by plasicwaterbottle July 1, 2021

wonks

When you feel a bit wonky. Feeling tired, lethargic, but also a bit crazy and delusional.

I'm sorry babe I can't cook dinner tonight I have the wonks.

by M North May 20, 2021

Wonk-wackled

The instance in which one's face comes in unexpected contact with a flying car booger or slurd.

"Don't stick you face out the window on the highway, you might get wonk-wackled."

by goo baby 7 January 25, 2008

Wonks

Very Wonky

Word Was Made By Moriah Elizabeth

This Is WONKS

by anonymous March 26, 2021