wonks

by ash ash January 9, 2022

Wonking

A verb used when a female masturbates. Similiar to "wanking". (masturbating)
I wank, she wanks, we wank, they wank, you wank.

Mike: "I just wanked"
Jess: "Oh that's cool I wonked last night."
Mike: "Whats wonking?"
Jess: "What you did but I'm a woman."

by EvilSoap April 19, 2022

Drinking a lot of alcohol and then smoking some marajuana causing you to pass out.

Max is such a lightweight, he's totally wonking right now

by Silver Pepper August 24, 2020

The instance in which one's face comes in unexpected contact with a flying car booger or slurd.

"Don't stick you face out the window on the highway, you might get wonk-wackled."

by goo baby 7 January 25, 2008

|w0nkz| A word created by Moriah Elizabeth, a spinoff of the word wonky, but more like stonks.

by siennamonroll April 5, 2021

by anonymous March 26, 2021