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Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.
Are you up wonking your willy right now?
by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023
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Wonk

A policy nerd or a financial/data analysis nerd. Someone who is enthusiastic or excessive interest in fields related to political policy.
Noah is such a damn wonk and won't shut the fuck up about state rights.
by LizardInACan July 9, 2023
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wonk nose

A person with a severe crooked or wonk nose .
Eesaah shake your wonk nose for me
by Callumj16 April 11, 2024
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Wonk

A filler word used when making a sound effect to a aggressive action or event.
For example:
Rodney: *places a book down aggressively*
Francesca: "Wonk!"
by Analogue_Microwave November 30, 2021
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Wonked my Willy

When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!
Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy
by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024
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Wonks

Wonks, is a word dervived from the word "wonky", meaning that something is crooked or not right
This word was first introduced by the youtuber and artist Moriah Elizabeth
For example : "That penguin head looks a little wonks"
by Aelpha June 22, 2021
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wonks

A word made by Moriah Elizabeth it meaning wonky/weird but in her style.
dude that was wonks”
by plasicwaterbottle July 1, 2021
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