Angry wizard

When a man is hitting it doggy style and he’s about to nut, he pulls out just before and dribbles spit onto the girls lower back to imitate cum. When she turns around to clean him up he angrily ejaculates in her face yelling “Shazaaam!” While using his dick as if it was a wand.

She thought I was finished but instead I gave her an angry wizard to the fore head

by Eskeeetit February 15, 2018

wizard lizard

When you and your significant other cosplay as lizards during intercorse (also see furry) while casting spells at one another.

I came so hard after Wizard Lizard. Fireball was the money shot.

by BEUTYFLAEKS November 4, 2017

Wizard Gooch

The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.

Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong

by Raptorcocksucker July 21, 2013

Moon Wizard

A person who makes up words and then pretends like someone else said it, usually as a racial slur, in order to get a laugh out of people around them.

That Henry Jensen is a real moon wizard

by The Worst Word Maker March 27, 2015

Wizards Sunday

The name given to a Saturday that feels like a Sunday

"Dude, what day is it?"

"It's Saturday, Man"

"Oh, I guess it's a Wizards Sunday"

by blueturtlejelly November 16, 2020

semen wizards

Either someone who has permanent post-nut clarity or who never masturbates/has sex.

Defined in a song of the same name by the Skitz Npcs.

"That dude is really smart, he must be one of the semen wizards."
"I've been apart of the semen wizards for a few weeks, it's hard to keep up but my life has changed forever."

by BigGeezdaddy September 27, 2019

trap wizard

One who's trap game is so strong, they disappear before getting caught up. One could also put it as ballin' so hard mothaf#%^as wanna find me. Locally known in parts of San Antonio area as pulling "A Chris."

Og: "yo see that red Impala creepin by?"
Youngsta: "who is that guey?"
Og: "he's a trap wizard foo', always trappin' never catchin' chain"

by Trap Wizzard October 8, 2015