“yes man show him what’s up and that you’re the alpha male”
“you’re right, thank you for your wisdomable advice”
“you’re right, thank you for your wisdomable advice”
by simplification March 31, 2024
Get the wisdomablemug. by holyshit walker August 19, 2018
Get the Wisdommug. by GemGawd September 25, 2021
Get the fizzy wisdommug. The unparalleled wisdom of one of those who is a man, though is in similar stature to a female. Their wise words tell you of tales they have encountered. If a trap offers you wisdom it is absolute and unquestionable.
Person 1: The Trap gave me his unparalleled Trap Wisdom.
Person 2: No way, I bet it'll help you a ton!
Person 2: No way, I bet it'll help you a ton!
by TrapWisdom May 03, 2022
Get the Trap Wisdommug. Another word for a public restroom, because it always has good advice written on the walls about things you should do, and stuff.
by Bro 2012 June 29, 2022
Get the Temple of wisdommug. : Lowbrow social media pseudo-wisdom touted as wisdom. Characterized by one or more of the following:
1. Is superficial, dumbed down, overly simplified, or nonsensical.
2. Often disseminated and re-disseminated on a mass scale as gospel fact.
3. Comprised primarily of gibberish.
4. Often loaded with fluff.
1. Is superficial, dumbed down, overly simplified, or nonsensical.
2. Often disseminated and re-disseminated on a mass scale as gospel fact.
3. Comprised primarily of gibberish.
4. Often loaded with fluff.
Examples of Insta-wisdom.
Example 1: Misattributed quotes/misquotes:
"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true." - Abraham Lincoln
"I never said all that shit." Confusius
“Money is the root of all evil.” (misquote) “The love of money is the root of all evil”, according to Timothy 6:10 from the King James Bible
Example 2: Oversimplification:
There are three phases of life:
The first part of your life, you learn.
The second part of your life, you earn.
The third part of your life, you return.
Example 3: Logical fallacies:
Slippery Slope: Arguing that a small step will inevitably lead to a catastrophic consequence.
Example: “If we allow same-sex marriage, it’ll lead to polygamy and then bestiality!”
Example 1: Misattributed quotes/misquotes:
"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true." - Abraham Lincoln
"I never said all that shit." Confusius
“Money is the root of all evil.” (misquote) “The love of money is the root of all evil”, according to Timothy 6:10 from the King James Bible
Example 2: Oversimplification:
There are three phases of life:
The first part of your life, you learn.
The second part of your life, you earn.
The third part of your life, you return.
Example 3: Logical fallacies:
Slippery Slope: Arguing that a small step will inevitably lead to a catastrophic consequence.
Example: “If we allow same-sex marriage, it’ll lead to polygamy and then bestiality!”
by Dimebag Donny December 01, 2024
Get the Insta-wisdommug.