Face Wheelchair

A combination of “face palm” and “neck yourself.” Used when someone does something stupid.

“Patrick that was one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen, you need a face wheelchair.”

**or you could have just said “face wheelchair”**

by The Real Norom August 8, 2020

National ANAL JEOB WELCH DAY

Anal all the jeob welches our there

National anal jeob Welch day is great for taking something and analIng jeob with it because he’s gay

by ShortGiraffe292 November 1, 2019

Wheelchair Troops

An essential aspect of the Kraznan military. The Kraznan equivalent of both Armored Vehicles and ATVs. Elite crippled soldiers riding in state-of-the-art, fucking insane wheelchairs. Have been known to float battle aboard Wheelchair Carriers.

What's that rumble I hear...? AHHHH!!!! KRAZNAN WHEELCHAIR TROOPS!!!!

by Silly Whitey November 16, 2003

Welch

to frequent a bar, proceed to suck on the same cheap beer all night, while periodically going to the car to drink bottom barrel vodka from a water bottle.

"Do you wanna go to the bars tonight??"

"Yea, I'm gonna have to welch it tho, I have no money.."

by Sack Daddy October 9, 2008

Welch'd out

Consuming to much of or any bad welch product.

my stomache hurts from that juice im definately welch'd out.

by kolbz October 18, 2008

Welcher

An old alcoholic woman with a tendency to scrounges other people for their food and drinks.

Oh shit, here comes Judy! Everybody hide your food, and cash so the welcher doesn't mooch.

by Doggy Bag November 12, 2011

welch

To bring down the mood of a party or social situation by being excessively awkward or depressing. Similar to being a Debbie Downer or Negative Nancy.

"This party was awesome until that douche came and welched it up."

"Dude, you're being such a welch."

by douchedecon October 4, 2008