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A combination of “face palm” and “neck yourself.” Used when someone does something stupid.
“Patrick that was one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen, you need a face wheelchair.”

**or you could have just said “face wheelchair”**
by The Real Norom August 08, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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